Authentication-Results: minnie.tuhs.org; dkim=pass (2048-bit key; unprotected) header.d=dartmouth.edu header.i=@dartmouth.edu header.b="PrP86d3m"; dkim-atps=neutral From: Douglas McIlroy Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2022 22:38:56 -0500 To: TUHS main list Subject: [TUHS] Coastal cultures, collaboration, creativity and Sun vs DEC Errors-To: tuhs-bounces@minnie.tuhs.org Sender: "TUHS" > most, if not all of these things were after I arrived. That may indicate the youth of the narrator more than a lightening of the culture. Some practical jokes and counter-culture customs from an earlier day: When I joined the Labs, everyone talked about the escapades of Claude Shannon and Dave Hagelbarger--unicycle, outguessing machines, the finger-on-the-switch box, etc. When John Kelly became a department head he refused to have his office carpeted. That would have kept him from stubbing out cigarettes on the floor. Bill Baker may have worn a coat and tie, but he kept a jalopy in his VP parking space. Another employee had a rusty vehicle with weeds growing out of the fenders. As early as 1960 BESYS began appending fortune cookies to every printout. The counter where printouts were delivered got messed up by people pawing around to see others' fortunes. One day the audio monitor on the low bit of the 7090 accumulator stopped producing white noise (with an occasional screech for an infinite loop) and intoned in aTexas drawl, "Help, I'm caught in a loop. Help. I'm caught in a loop. Help ..." A pixelated nude mural appeared in Ed David's office. (Maybe this no longer counts as a prank. It is now regarded as a foundational event in computer art.) Ed Gilbert had a four-drawer filing cabinet labeled integers, rationals, reals, and balloon. The latter held the tattered remains of lunchtime hot-air experiments. He also had a chalkboard globe with a world map on it. It sometimes took several spins before a visitor realized that you really shouldn't be able to see all the continents at once--the map appeared twice around the circumference of the globe. CS had a Gilbert-and-Sullivan duo, Mike Lesk and Peter Neumann, who produced original entertainment for department parties. Doug